American stereotypes overseas will never cease to amuse me.
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
what if you sleep naked tho
hermiethefrog replied to your post: would it really have been that hard to include one…Finnick mentions being whored out to male customers. That’s the only confirmation that queer people exist. …Which is… Actually worse than not mentioning queer people at all, I think.
my grandparent’s 60th wedding anniversary. my grandfather had alzheimer’s. he didn’t remember his children, his home or anything else, but as bad as it got, whenever he saw my grandmother he would say, ‘look at my beautiful wife!’”
when you’re a kid in a family who casually goes to church from time to time, it was horrifying when you woke up like 20 minutes before when they’d normally wake you to get into your sunday best. you’d have this agonizing period where you’d stare at your clock, (ironically) praying to god that no one would come and you could go back to sleep in peace
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
*dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*
i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god
is this a macklemore lyric
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened